chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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saladfanclub:

when u see other ppl whos urls look just like urs

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kingxanxus:

do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are

burrgerking:

when ur teacher asks if u’ve done ur hw

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furbychild:

talk furby to me

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